My Wife’s Beard Oil

Because your beard deserves magic of its own.
Brewed for the bearded spellcaster, Not My Wife’s Beard Oil is an enchanting blend of sweet almond, apricot kernel, avocado, and castor oil, crafted to hydrate, tame, and add a healthy, magical sheen to your beard.
Whether you’re navigating enchanted forests or just the aisles at the grocery store, this potion keeps you looking sharp, smelling irresistible, and feeling like the hero in your own epic quest.
Why You’ll Love It:
•Softens & conditions even the wildest beards
•Nourishes skin beneath for itch-free comfort
•Adds a natural, healthy shine without greasy residue
•Masculine witchyfairycore aesthetic that feels like a spell in a bottle
How to Use:
1.Drop 3–5 drops into your palm.
2.Rub hands together like a sorcerer ready to conjure.
3.Massage into beard & skin beneath.
4.Comb through & let the magic work.
Ingredients: Sweet Almond Oil, Apricot Kernel Oil, Avocado Oil, Castor Oil, Fragrance Oil.